Urine control!  Disturbing incident on airplane as underage drunk man pees on young girl; Viennese museum employee fired after allegedly washing up using own urine.

New drug scare in UK as police find a potentially dangerous substance named PMMA.

ICE terminates information-sharing agreement with states, Nevada groups pissed.

Teensy bit of good economic news: retail sales up .5% in July.

Here’s some French rockers rocking inside of a considerable number of famous works of art:

Happy Friday!